As Samuel L. Jackson once said, "Now that’s a tasty burger!" How do you like yours? 'Cause when it’s cooked right, there's nothing like a juicy burger with a thick slice of Vermont cheddar on top. You can even taste the ketchup!

As Samuel L. Jackson once said, "Now that’s a tasty burger!" How do you like yours? ‘Cause when it’s cooked right, there’s nothing like a juicy burger with a thick slice of Vermont cheddar on top. You can even taste the ketchup!

Sliced Sirloin with mushrooms (garlic+onions) In its native Russia, they serve it over crispy potato straws. Here in the good ol' US of A, we like it over noodles. So that's how we made it here. We use the finest quality meat flavor, fresh sour cream and extract of egg noodle to recreate an American classic... by way of Minsk!

Beef with a touch of Hickory (extra dry) What happens to all the moisture when a juicy hunk of sirloin is transformed into chewy beef jerky? Truth is, we don't know. But the salty, savory flavor of this vitamin and mineral packed concoction will make you think we collected all that sweet, meaty juice just for you.

Pork Sausage with Fennel (amino acids) Mangia! You’ll feel like youse is at da famous San Gennaro festival in New Yawk’s Little Italy after drinkin’ dis. But widdout the annoying bridge-and-tunnel crowds askin’ “How much is doze zeppoles? Tree fuh a dollah? I’ll take tree.” Pork Sausage with Fennel (amino acids) Mangia! You'll feel like youse is at da famous San Gennaro festival in New Yawk's Little Italy after drinkin' dis. But widdout the annoying bridge-and-tunnel crowds askin' “How much is doze zeppoles? Tree fuh a dollah? I’ll take tree.”

Pork Sausage with Fennel (amino acids) Mangia! You’ll feel like youse is at da famous San Gennaro festival in New Yawk’s Little Italy after drinkin’ dis. But widdout the annoying bridge-and-tunnel crowds askin’ “How much is doze zeppoles? Tree fuh a dollah? I’ll take tree.” Pork Sausage with Fennel (amino acids) Mangia! You’ll feel like youse is at da famous San Gennaro festival in New Yawk’s Little Italy after drinkin’ dis. But widdout the annoying bridge-and-tunnel crowds askin’ “How much is doze zeppoles? Tree fuh a dollah? I’ll take tree.”

Solid, brutha! Now that we have an African-American as president, it's time MeatWater embraced our inner soul brother! We scoured soul food joints from Memphis to Harlem to get real with the flava! You all be down with the New Year’s At-Home? Gon have some smoked ham hocks, collard greens and black-eyed peas fo luck and money! Hooo-EEE! Dat's a dam fine Energy Beverage!

Solid, brutha! Now that we have an African-American as president, it's time MeatWater embraced our inner soul brother! We scoured soul food joints from Memphis to Harlem to get real with the flava! You all be down with the New Year’s At-Home? Gon' have some smoked ham hocks, collard greens and black-eyed peas fo' luck and money! Hooo-EEE! Dat's a dam fine Energy Beverage!

Ground pork balls (standard sized), brown sauce over potatoes with Lingonberry Jam. Skol! What’s the best part about shopping for modular Swedish furniture? It ain't the dining room set, it's the dining! Our Swedish meatball flavor uses pork, cream sauce, potatoes and the secret ingredient: Lingonberries! Forget about oversized catalogs cluttering your home or traveling to some Godforsaken box store where overactive children run amok! Just drink up that Swedish Meatbally goodness! Allen Wrench not required!

Ground pork balls (standard sized), brown sauce over potatoes with Lingonberry Jam. Skol! What’s the best part about shopping for modular Swedish furniture? It ain't the dining room set, it’s the dining! Our Swedish meatball flavor uses pork, cream sauce, potatoes and the secret ingredient: Lingonberries! Forget about oversized catalogs cluttering your home or traveling to some Godforsaken box store where overactive children run amok! Just drink up that Swedish Meatbally goodness! Allen Wrench not required!

Ground pork balls (standard sized), brown sauce over potatoes with Lingonberry Jam. Skol! What’s the best part about shopping for modular Swedish furniture? It ain't the dining room set, it’s the dining! Our Swedish meatball flavor uses pork, cream sauce, potatoes and the secret ingredient: Lingonberries! Forget about oversized catalogs cluttering your home or traveling to some Godforsaken box store where overactive children run amok! Just drink up that Swedish Meatbally goodness! Allen Wrench not required!

Slowly pulled pork with baked beans and slaw SOOOOOOOEEEEY! Gimme some o dat PIG! We got a Boston Butt cooked so slowly that pig thinks he’s just gettin a tan. At least that’s what it tastes like. With your choice of Tennessee Wet, Kansas City Dry Rub or North Carolina Vinegar based! Pork Sausage with Fennel (amino acids) Mangia! You'll feel like youse is at da famous San Gennaro festival in New Yawk's Little Italy after drinkin dis. But widdout the annoying bridge-and-tunnel crowds askin "How much is doze zeppoles? Tree fuh a dollah? I'll take tree."

Slowly pulled pork with baked beans and slaw SOOOOOOOEEEEY! Gimme some o dat PIG! We got a Boston Butt cooked so slowly that pig thinks he’s just gettin a tan. At least that’s what it tastes like. With your choice of Tennessee Wet, Kansas City Dry Rub or North Carolina Vinegar based! Pork Sausage with Fennel (amino acids) Mangia! You'll feel like youse is at da famous San Gennaro festival in New Yawk's Little Italy after drinkin' dis. But widdout the annoying bridge-and-tunnel crowds askin' "How much is doze zeppoles? Tree fuh a dollah? I'll take tree."

Slowly pulled pork with baked beans and slaw SOOOOOOOEEEEY! Gimme some o dat PIG! We got a Boston Butt cooked so slowly that pig thinks he’s just gettin a tan. At least that’s what it tastes like. With your choice of Tennessee Wet, Kansas City Dry Rub or North Carolina Vinegar based! Pork Sausage with Fennel (amino acids) Mangia! You’ll feel like youse is at da famous San Gennaro festival in New Yawk's Little Italy after drinkin' dis. But widdout the annoying bridge-and-tunnel crowds askin' "How much is doze zeppoles? Tree fuh a dollah? I'll take tree."

Slowly pulled pork with baked beans and slaw SOOOOOOOEEEEY! Gimme some o dat PIG! We got a Boston Butt cooked so slowly that pig thinks he’s just gettin a tan. At least that’s what it tastes like. With your choice of Tennessee Wet, Kansas City Dry Rub or North Carolina Vinegar based! Pork Sausage with Fennel (amino acids) Mangia! You’ll feel like youse is at da famous San Gennaro festival in New Yawk’s Little Italy after drinkin’ dis. But widdout the annoying bridge-and-tunnel crowds askin’ “How much is doze zeppoles? Tree fuh a dollah? I’ll take tree.”