THE MEATWATER SONG So obsessive You left me with this Since the first time That I tasted it If life comes in plenty flavours And you're just one I truly could adore So rock it easy with me MeatWater I'm falling for your cold embrace MeatWater My heart is running out of phase

THE MEATWATER SONG So obsessive You left me with this Since the first time That i tasted it If life comes in plenty flavours And you´re just one i truly could adore So rock it easy with me MeatWater I´m falling for your cold embrace Meatwater My heart is running out of phase

Ham, roast pork, baby swiss cheese (pickles+mustard) Even Fidel can’t resist this culinary opiate of the masses! Roasted pork marinated in mojo, melted swiss and a briny layer of pickles will tempt and fortify you for the long struggle against your oppressors! And you don’t need a plancha to press this pequeño – just a straw (included)!

Jambon, Brie, Beurre on Baquette (Dijon mustard) Bon Appetit! Le Jambon. Le Brie. Le Beurre. Sur une baguette. The French know that the simplest ingredients make the best sandwiches and now so do you! Except you’re better than those Gallic reprobates because yours comes with its own straw! A votre santé!

Grilled leg of lamb, onions, cucumber, garlic (rosemary) Opa! You’ll feel more Greek than Zorba after chugging this traditional combination of roasted lamb seasoned with rosemary (direct from daddies garden in Ziegelhausen)! But what sets this sammy apart from its cousins is the taste of fresh pita bread, tomatoes and tzatziki made with strained yogurt. Cucumbery goodness in every swig, Suck it up with the bonus straw!

Ground pork balls-(standard sized), brown sauce over potatoes with Lingonberry Jam. Skol! What’s the best part about shopping for modular Swedish furniture? It ain’t the dining room set, it’s the dining! Our Swedish meatball flavor uses pork, cream sauce, potatoes and the secret ingredient: Lingonberries! Forget about oversized catalogs cluttering your home or traveling to some Godforsaken box store where overactive children run amok! Just drink up that Swedish Meatbally goodness! Allen Wrench not required!

So obsessive You left me with this Since the first time That I tasted it If life comes in plenty flavours And you're just one I truly could adore So rock it easy with me MeatWater I'm falling for your cold embrace MeatWater My heart is running out of phase You're so beautiful I want you for breakfast I want you for brunch For lunch and in the breaks too It's just a few drops of you That will really make my day I must confess Cause you're my love MeatWater I'm falling for your cold embrace MeatWater My heart is running out of phase

So obsessive You left me with this Since the first time That i tasted it If life comes in plenty flavours And you´re just one i truly could adore So rock it easy with me MeatWater I´m falling for your cold embrace Meatwater My heart is running out of phase You´re so beautiful I want you for breakfast I want you for brunch For lunch and in the breaks too It´s just a few drops of you That will really make my day I must confess Cause you´re my love MeatWater I´m falling for your cold embrace MeatWater My heart is running out of phase

So obsessive You left me with this Since the first time That I tasted it If life comes in plenty flavours And you're just one I truly could adore So rock it easy with me MeatWater I'm falling for your cold embrace Meatwater My heart is running out of phase You're so beautiful I want you for breakfast I want you for brunch For lunch and in the breaks too

So obsessive You left me with this Since the first time That i tasted it If life comes in plenty flavours And you´re just one i truly could adore So rock it easy with me MeatWater I´m falling for your cold embrace Meatwater My heart is running out of phase You´re so beautiful I want you for breakfast I want you for brunch For lunch and in the breaks too

Pork shoulder, avocado, chipotle, radishes, lime Williamsburg, Brooklyn USA! Where the hipsters and Hasidim meet and fight over bike lanes! Liquid Innovations gets all its interns from this sexy neighborhood and one day we noticed them lined up in front of a truck on North 8th to pick up lunch: Tacos! With braised pork shoulder, avocado, chipotle, radishes and lime! We ran back to the lab and raided the Mexican section of our pantry to whip up a survival beverage that beats Pabst Blue Ribbon by an overpriced one-bedroom apartment!

Chorizo, pico de gallo, pinto beans (guacamole) Ever heard the saying “You wanna eat the sausage but you don’t wanna see how it’s made!” We here at MeatWater are taking that level of denial and self-deception to a whole new level! Introducing our Chorizo Taco flavor! Weak-livered consumers should stop reading now! Though chorizo is made all over the world, we love the Mexican version best! A hot and spicy mixture of pig lips, lymph nodes and salivary glands ground up and liquidized with an added touch of pico-de-gallo and beans for extra authenticity! Ay Ay Ay! Es en fuego!

Beef, pork, beets, cabbage ( onion, garlic) Ukraine! Destined to be swallowed up by Russia as it makes its geopolitical play for the region! Soon, desperate Ukranians will turn to NATO in hopes of fending off the new threat from Moscow! But until they do, let us rejoice in that heartwarming staple of both cultures: Borscht! And since this is the MeatWater version, we threw out the beets and used pork blood sausage to provide the signature deep red color! Serve it hot or cold (but we recommend body temperature)!

Flour crusted calamari with jalapeno aioli The Majestic Squid! Medusa of the Deep! Freaker-outer of delicate eaters! Do the tentacles make you squeamish? Not to worry! MeatWater brings you all the crunchy deliciousness of freshly fried calamari without all those creepy appendages! We added our secret recipe for jalapeno aioli to spice things up! Sip it by the sea!

Refried beans, mexican rice (guacamole) As your Humvee speeds down a lonely desert highway, the heat bears down on you. The body armor weighs a ton and you can feel the sweat dripping down your back. But you have to remain vigilant for IEDs, insurgents and criminals. So you better refresh yourself with a Beef Burrito MeatWater MRE! As the nutrients and electrolytes replenish your body, the memorable flavors of spicy beef, refried beans, and Mexican rice with Guacamole replenish your fighting spirit!